Rattlesnake, uranium, whiskey found during traffic stop

[Olim9]

I really thought this would be Florida. Sounds way to sophisticated for Oklahoma.

Thought the very same thing when I first read this. Disappointed that it wasn’t, get to work Florida man

[RevolverRob]

Anybody else surprised this wasn't in Greene County, Missouri?

No.

But then I've been to Guthrie, Oklahoma before...So I can't say I was surprised to learn the location, at all.

[RoyGBiv]

A handle jug of Kentucky Deluxe costs about $11. They keep it underneath the bottom shelf.

Makes a decent Bourbon and Coke, if you're so inclined.

[RoyGBiv]

[Hambo]

I really thought this would be Florida. Sounds way to sophisticated for Oklahoma.

In Florida it would have been a python, and he would have snorted the uranium believing it was meth.

[Zincwarrior]

Posted: Jul 11, 2019 / 11:27 AM CDT / Updated: Jul 11, 2019 / 12:40 PM CDT

Rattlesnake, uranium, whiskey found during traffic stop.

Someone was getting ready to party!

[SeriousStudent]

Must be next to the Beam 8 Star.

Jim Beam is nectar from Olympus compared to that swill.

Go to a traveling carnival. Find the men's port-a-potty. Get the mop, assuming they use one.

Employ said mop to collect the spillage from the Jim Beam bottle fill assembly line. Squeeze the rancid droplets into a 1.5 liter plastic bottle that used to contain bleach. Don't bother to rinse it.

Then affix this label on the outside. Make sure it's a bit crooked, so the buyer can observe the quality within.



I have been all over the world. I have drunk soju in Korea. I have drunk illegal raisin jack homebrewed aboard a Turkish navy vessel. I have had homemade white lightening, still warm and straight off a Kentucky still.

I will not sully my palate with that, that... swill.

[SeriousStudent]

Makes a decent Bourbon and Coke, if you're so inclined.

Brother, I must save you.

[UniSol]

Jim Beam is nectar from Olympus compared to that swill.

Go to a traveling carnival. Find the men's port-a-potty. Get the mop, assuming they use one.

Employ said mop to collect the spillage from the Jim Beam bottle fill assembly line. Squeeze the rancid droplets into a 1.5 liter plastic bottle that used to contain bleach. Don't bother to rinse it.

Then affix this label on the outside. Make sure it's a bit crooked, so the buyer can observe the quality within.



I have been all over the world. I have drunk soju in Korea. I have drunk illegal raisin jack homebrewed aboard a Turkish navy vessel. I have had homemade white lightening, still warm and straight off a Kentucky still.

I will not sully my palate with that, that... swill.

Ha! Roger that.

I've gotten down behind some Soju in the day.

I got hammered with some PhilMars in the middle of nowhere on some kind of homemade gin, it was ugly.

[Edster]

Did anybody else read the title of this thread and think, "That's the stupidest phonetic alphabet spelling I've ever seen?"