Rattlesnake, uranium, whiskey found during traffic stop

[Bigguy]

Posted: Jul 11, 2019 / 11:27 AM CDT / Updated: Jul 11, 2019 / 12:40 PM CDT

Rattlesnake, uranium, whiskey found during traffic stop.

[OlongJohnson]

Cormac McCarthy's latest hero, no doubt.

[RevolverRob]

Posted: Jul 11, 2019 / 11:27 AM CDT / Updated: Jul 11, 2019 / 12:40 PM CDT

Rattlesnake, uranium, whiskey found during traffic stop.

Don't forget the gun. It was found in the center console.

So...you can buy Uranium ore, and then powder it. What's the purpose of the powder?

[Lester Polfus]

A fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that.

[blues]

A fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that.

[Bigguy]

Don't forget the gun. It was found in the center console.

So...you can buy Uranium ore, and then powder it. What's the purpose of the powder?

I'd guess mix it in the whisky and feed it to the rattlesnake. I'm exactly sure what you'd get, but it would make a great comic book.

[SeriousStudent]

"Police in Oklahoma say they found a rattlesnake, a canister of radioactive powdered uranium and an open bottle of Kentucky Deluxe whiskey during a traffic stop of a vehicle that had been reported stolen."

Ye gods and little fishes, you'd be safer consuming the powdered uranium, than that swill. A handle jug of Kentucky Deluxe costs about $11. They keep it underneath the bottom shelf.

[LSP552]

This is how you bring about the end of the world. Drunk rattlesnakes with a radioactive bite.......

[blues]

"Police in Oklahoma say they found a rattlesnake, a canister of radioactive powdered uranium and an open bottle of Kentucky Deluxe whiskey during a traffic stop of a vehicle that had been reported stolen."

Ye gods and little fishes, you'd be safer consuming the powdered uranium, than that swill. A handle jug of Kentucky Deluxe costs about $11. They keep it underneath the bottom shelf.

Maybe it's a revenge play on the snake for not takin' care of his ex.

"Oh, you thought you were gonna get off easy with me going all Chernobyl on your slithery ass. Well, you're not so lucky fella. See this here funnel? Yep, you're gonna have yer fill of ol' Kentucky Deluxe. That there will learn ya."

[Lester Polfus]

I'd guess mix it in the whisky and feed it to the rattlesnake. I'm exactly sure what you'd get, but it would make a great comic book.

Especially if somebody got bit by the snake and developed super powers.