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    Quote Originally Posted by UNM1136 View Post
    Did you burn me, tattletale?

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    Me? Surely you jest. Why do you think I'm still on road(ent) patrol.
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    Ok, tap out. The old guy beat me again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UNM1136 View Post
    Ok, tap out. The old guy beat me again.

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    You gotta get up mighty early in the morning to beat that old squirrel to a nut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RevolverRob View Post
    You gotta get up mighty early in the morning to beat that old squirrel to a nut.
    I give up early cause I don't want the old squirrel to nut on me....


    From what I hear, ya gotta give up REALLY early...

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    Last edited by UNM1136; 06-19-2019 at 11:58 AM.

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    Who the hell is the old guy, let's get him!!!

    Oh, wait...
    There's nothing civil about this war.

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    "Sarge, he was startin' to act squirrely, so I had to dump him..."

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    https://www.wbir.com/article/news/lo...irrel/95502129

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    Oh darn!

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    1) I've been to Mountain City, Tennessee before. I absolutely believe this story.

    2) Shoulda put the drop piece on the squirrel. He'd still have a job.

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    Way back when, about half a million years ago, I went bowhunting with my dad for the first time. We went to his favorite unit, with over the counter tags. Must have been 13 or so. He wanted to hunt, and I was an adolescent who found it hard to sit still. So my dad found a convenient bend in the trail, sat me on alongside, assured me that he was around, and left.

    About an hour into sitting still and waiting for the biggest mule deer ever seen to make his entrance, I saw a couple of does (which could not be legally hunted and seemed to know it). They looked at me with great disdain, and trotted down that road with the annoying bounce-away-a-few-turn-and-look-with-scorn posture. And a little tassle eared squirrel took notice of me. It screeched and chattered at me for almost an hour or so and he finally got tired of it and began dropping stuff on me. Pinecones, small branches, that kinda stuff. I finally got so pissed that I launched an handmade hunting arrow at it. My arrow missed and the squirrel scampered away, my arrow imbedded in the trunk of a tall, tall pine, with a florescent orange nock, with red and yellow vanes, vibrating as an accusing finger right to where it had been launched from.

    The only trophy photo my dad had of that whole trip was the Goddamned photo of that arrow stuck in the tree, 25 feet out of reach. When that tree dies and falls over and/or burns the only memento will be my arrowhead...

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