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    I live in Limestone County, AL, and my wife's FB feed is full of riffs on this squirrel. I was pleased to learn I am not related to the suspect; knowing the extended family, it was quite possible.
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    What I want to know is why an Alabama wacko is news in NC.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Watson View Post
    What I want to know is why an Alabama wacko is news in NC.
    The story went national due to the "What?" factor. Just what we need is more bad publicity.

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    This is why I have a fat wiener dog, in case the squirrels attack. He once drove a buzzard off of roadkill just to eat it. He aint 'fraid of no squirrel.

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    Probably should have euthanized this poor squirrel.

    I mean, can you imagine the threat this thing could pose? Addicted to meth. Now he's breaking into bird feeders and attics stealing stuff to give to his dealer, just to get him through another day. Then one day...he's trying to get clean and wanders across the street and BAM - turns into roadkill. Another life destroyed by meth.
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    Just when he was turning his life around...
    “Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat.” - Sun Tzu | "Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson

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    "Sarge, he was startin' to act squirrely, so I had to dump him..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by UNM1136 View Post
    "Sarge, he was startin' to act squirrely, so I had to dump him..."

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    Expect a visit from the rat squad.
    “Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat.” - Sun Tzu | "Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson

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    Quote Originally Posted by blues View Post
    Expect a visit from the rat squad.
    Did you burn me, tattletale?

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