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    Quote Originally Posted by Caballoflaco View Post
    The US US Coast Guard continues to stand on the frontlines in War on Natural Selection…

    https://www.al.com/news/2023/09/flor...ay-rescue.html
    Florida man attempting to cross Atlantic Ocean in man-made hamster wheel charged after 5 day rescue


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    A witness called police after he saw the alligator with a body in its mouth.

    https://www.fox19.com/2023/09/23/gra...outputType=amp
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    Some poor homeless woman, I saw.
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    Of course Florida has rabid otters, and if they aren’t rabid they’re probably high on bath salts……

    https://www.al.com/news/2023/09/rabi...ports-say.html
    A Florida man was attacked by a rabid otter which bit him 41 times, with the animal later attacking a dog walking with its family.

    Joseph Scaglione was feeding ducks and geese near his Jupiter, Fla., home last Wednesday when suddenly the fowl all took off.

    Scaglione said he noticed a brown head sticking up over the bank of the pond behind his home, but didn’t realize at first it was an otter, according to WPBF in West Palm Beach.

    Scaglione said he slowly backed away, toward the gate to his property, but as he started to close the gate, the otter attacked, causing the 74-year-old to stumble and fall.

    The otter bit Scaglione 41 times on his legs, hands and arms. The attack lasted several minutes.

    Scaglione finally escaped the otter by grabbing it and throwing it away from him, allowing him time to get to safety before seeking medical treatment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caballoflaco View Post
    Of course Florida has rabid otters, and if they aren’t rabid they’re probably high on bath salts……

    https://www.al.com/news/2023/09/rabi...ports-say.html
    Didn't happen!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caballoflaco View Post
    Of course Florida has rabid otters, and if they aren’t rabid they’re probably high on bath salts……

    https://www.al.com/news/2023/09/rabi...ports-say.html
    But they're so cute!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caballoflaco View Post
    Of course Florida has rabid otters, and if they aren’t rabid they’re probably high on bath salts……

    https://www.al.com/news/2023/09/rabi...ports-say.html
    Now we can add otter to the list of yeeted animals.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Lehr View Post
    But they're so cute!

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    Yeah, I’ve seen that movie. I’d blow that bitch into tiny bits…
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    …in thy mercy.
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    Just remember, L’otters are not afraid

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    Quote Originally Posted by BobM View Post
    Just remember, L’otters are not afraid
    Why I otter...

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