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    skeptical, at best blues's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by critter View Post
    Well Florida would have long since been at the bottom of the Atlantic... if Georgia didn't suck so much...


    Just kidding... that's only Atlanta...
    If Georgia sucked more, you wouldn't have this:




    Just sayin'...
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    You've been sending us your left voting ill-mannered retirees for decades. Seems only fair we start sending you our sun-stroked nutjobs.
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    SHIRTLESS FLORIDA MAN FIGHTS TREE

    https://floridaman.com/shirtless-flo...n-fights-tree/
    Don’t blame me. I didn’t vote for that dumb bastard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blues View Post



    blues, it would appear that "Florida men" are attempting to take the lead from California men in being a whack job. Do you think this is a side effect of having too much sun, or ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 11B10 View Post
    blues, it would appear that "Florida men" are attempting to take the lead from California men in being a whack job. Do you think this is a side effect of having too much sun, or ?
    In defense of my home state, Florida Man most often is not actually originally from Florida.

    We do get a whole lot of transients drifting down because sweltering is better than freezing to death.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe in PNG View Post
    In defense of my home state, Florida Man most often is not actually originally from Florida.
    That's true on the coasts, but if you head inland Florida Man is a native. Except when he's from Georgia.
    Go ahead and call the cops, you don't meet nice girls on traffic stops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hambo View Post
    That's true on the coasts, but if you head inland Florida Man is a native. Except when he's from Georgia.
    There's lots of Michigan people here in the middle of the state.
    "You win 100% of the fights you avoid. If you're not there when it happens, you don't lose." - William Aprill
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    "All this talk about 'Florida Man' just makes my skin crawl. We were here first!"
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