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    Quote Originally Posted by RJ View Post
    I sweartagod this wasn't me, but it took place a few miles away:

    https://iontb.com/man-wedges-vehicle...edin-causeway/

    Crews from Dunedin Fire Rescue and the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office responded to reports of a vehicle crash on Causeway Boulevard at approximately 7:10 p.m. on Sunday, April 26, 2020.

    The male driver of a Subaru Outback was traveling eastbound on Causeway Boulevard and entered onto the pedestrian walkway close to the entrance of Honeymoon Island State Park. He continued to travel on the walkway as other motorists honked their horns and pedestrians attempted to get the man’s attention.
    Here’s the video, and it’s about what I imagined.


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    He might be safer in New England.
    There's nothing civil about this war.

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    Almost certainly a snowbird or recent retiree.

    That area near Honeymoon Island is rife with RV parks, small cottages and smack dab in the middle of retirement central, North of Clearwater Beach.

    It *was* Sunday afternoon, so alcohol may have been involved lol...

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    Quote Originally Posted by RJ View Post
    Almost certainly a snowbird or recent retiree.
    Well, he’s wearing clothes so obviously he doesn’t know how to #FloridaMan
    Don’t blame me. I didn’t vote for that dumb bastard.

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    https://www.foxnews.com/us/tattooed-...-victim-camper


    I am not sure, but WTF was any sane person thinking, by getting this dude to pick you up!?!?!?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arbninftry View Post
    https://www.foxnews.com/us/tattooed-...-victim-camper

    I am not sure, but WTF was any sane person thinking, by getting this dude to pick you up!?!?!?!?
    There's a guy for whom they ought to just accept the inevitable and send him to the Crossbar Hilton for 30-life.
    If we have to march off into the next world, let us walk there on the bodies of our enemies.

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    Pedestrian walks are dangerous. When I lived in Oregon, they built a nice big bridge over the Columbia. A guy was going to run on it (Oregon loves runners) and was running on the roadway. Well traffic was too much for him, so he hopped over the side to the walk. Well, the walk was next to road at the start of the bridge. In the middle of the bridge it was 60 feet down. Whee! Didn't make it, IIRC.

    Getting stuck - driving to Austin on IH-35. It is jammed as usual. Texans are known for bailing of the highways through the grass to get to the access roads or turning around on the medians. Mr. Pickup decides to do the latter. Well, the median is curved so in he goes. Ends up with the back and front bumpers holding the truck in the air with wheels spinning in the atmosphere. Lady companion was loudly explaining physics to him.

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    Jacksonville Woman Explains Why Beaches Opened Up Today

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    “Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat.”
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    https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/..._headlines_hed


    Officers had responded to a 911 call about a man waving around a gun at the restaurant. Investigators believe Ferguson may have intentionally created a dangerous situation, which forced officers to engage him, the news release said.

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