Florida Man likes explosions...
https://www.wptv.com/news/state/pine...atm-in-oldsmar
Florida Man likes explosions...
https://www.wptv.com/news/state/pine...atm-in-oldsmar
"Gunfighting is a thinking man's game. So we might want to bring thinking back into it."-MDFA
Beware of my temper, and the dog that I've found...
Snow in Florida!Originally Posted by Hambo
(Roll of receipt paper blasted to confetti.)
Retar’d LE. Kinesthetic dufus.
Don’t tread on volcanos!
I was in New Hampshire x-c skiing when my wife called and told me it was snowing in South FL. The kind that falls from the sky, not the stuff I investigated.
Sorry I missed it.
There's nothing civil about this war.
It was one cold Thanksgiving morning, at the end of my night shift, when I ran one last call, an alarm at a bank ATM. Upon arrival, I saw white stuff all over the ground. Yep, some brain-child has blasted the ATM with a pipe bomb. The money was safe, but the rolls of receipt paper had been thoroughly shredded, and fallen, like snow.
Retar’d LE. Kinesthetic dufus.
Don’t tread on volcanos!
All the weird news somehow ends up connected with the state of Florida. What the hell are people doing there?
Even the dogs get into the act, although they have a long way to go to top the Florida man for buffoonery...
https://www.motor1.com/news/384044/f...g-circle-hour/
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Makes sense. The dog figured that going in reverse would be a quicker way to chase its tail and end up with the bonus of being able to lick its ass.
There's nothing civil about this war.
The Duke Boys would be proud.
https://www.autoblog.com/2019/12/05/...ealership-lot/
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-m...tor-meth-death
The Florida man who was found partially eaten by an alligator earlier this year died from a meth overdose — not a gator attack, as was speculated, according to autopsy results.
Michael Ford, 45, was found dead in a canal near Fort Meade, a city in Polk County roughly 60 miles east of Tampa, on June 27. Someone had reported seeing a piece of the man's body in a nearby alligator's mouth and called authorities...
Another alligator needlessly hooked on drugs...
There's nothing civil about this war.
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