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    There is no light side to this one, but it does start "Florida Man."

    https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2...mpression=true

    A Florida man killed a 75-year-old veteran with his car Thursday, just to see what it would be like to end someone’s life.

    Authorities have charged 21-year-old Justin Pennell of Hudson, Florida, with first-degree murder after confessing to intentionally running down an elderly veteran with his 2004 PT Cruiser “so he could see what it’s like to kill.” It was Pennell himself who called 911 to report the crime, after the impact rendered his vehicle inoperable.
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    Aquaman...Not!

    Florida man attempts to hide underwater from cops, gets arrested after coming up for air, police say

    A Florida man attempted a “not so great escape” last week when he tried hiding from deputies underwater in a pond – an “action movie” stunt that officials easily foiled when he came up for air, authorities said.

    Daniel Christopher Booth, 36, had warrants out for his arrest in Baker County for selling methamphetamine, the Suwanee County Sheriff’s Office wrote Wednesday on Facebook.

    When a deputy attempted to arrest Booth at his job at a solar power plant, the sheriff’s office said, the 36-year-old ran away and dove into a pond.

    “Now we can only assume that Mr. Booth has seen one too many action movies and thought he could hide from the K9 teams, from Suwannee CI and Mayo CI by hiding under the water in a pond,” the post read.

    Deputies quickly spotted Booth when he came to the surface for air and made the arrest, according to the post.

    Booth was transported “soaking wet” to the Suwanee County Jail, the sheriff’s office said, adding several comical hashtags, including “#NotRambo.”
    There's nothing civil about this war.

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    How is hiding in any fresh water a good idea in Florida?
    Don’t blame me. I didn’t vote for that dumb bastard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greg View Post
    How is hiding in any fresh water a good idea in Florida?
    He's obviously a Gator fan.
    There's nothing civil about this war.

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    Don’t blame me. I didn’t vote for that dumb bastard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blues View Post
    He's obviously a Gator fan.
    It might become an all consuming interest.
    Don’t blame me. I didn’t vote for that dumb bastard.

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    Definitely appears to be a failed rocket scientist:

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    If we have to march off into the next world, let us walk there on the bodies of our enemies.

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    It's not like he's in CA. I'm sure there are still plastic straws to be found in FL.
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    From USA Today:

    Florida man stabs and kills Trump-loving boss in fight, deputies say
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    ORLANDO, Fla. — A worker with anti-government views fatally stabbed his Trump-supporting boss at a highway construction site and placed an American flag next to the body after they got into a political argument, deputies in Florida said Tuesday.

    Mason Toney, 28, was charged with first-degree murder for the killing of William Knight on Monday, according to an arrest affidavit from the Orange County Sheriff's Office.

    Co-workers told investigators that Toney and Knight were friends outside of work despite their political differences. Knight was an “outspoken American" who was "pro-Donald Trump," while co-workers described Toney as “anti-government and very outspoken in his beliefs that the government is bad and out to get him," according to the arrest affidavit.

    Workers at the Florida Turnpike construction site in metro Orlando told detectives that Knight had picked up Toney for work and that they had been driving to different job sites when they began arguing. After arriving at the Turnpike site, the workers heard Knight yelling for help by an excavator. They ran over and saw Toney standing over Knight, stabbing him with a trowel, according to the arrest affidavit.
    There's nothing civil about this war.

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    The shit people will do to get a mention on P-F.


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