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    A polishing technique known as Wax On, Whacks Off...

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    Central Florida man arrested after shooting mom who asked him to ‘stop smoking in the house’

    Investigators visited the crime scene, where Settle and the victim lived. He told them he was in his bedroom when the victim told him to “stop smoking in the house.” He said he pointed a firearm at the door, and the gun went off. When he found the victim unresponsive, he called an ambulance and left the scene.

    “The suspect is trying to play this off as an accident, but he had a loaded gun and intentionally pointed it at the door where the victim just exited, and he fired it,” said Judd. “He fled the scene without rendering aid, then he arranged for a friend to dispose of the weapon. These are not the actions of a man who just accidentally killed someone.”
    https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news...mf4-story.html

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    A cross-border raiding party made off with a riding mower and trailer of stolen goods, including the holy letter A. They will be brought to justice.

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    Woman drove stolen lawnmower with Alabama yard sign to Florida, police say

    One of the items in the trailer appears to be an University of Alabama yard sign.

    “The Alabama A = Represents the Chief’s Favorite Football Team, but is also stolen,” the post states.

    Chief Charles Thompson said the woman drove the mower to Florida. The woman and two male suspects were charged but have not been caught, he said.

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    Florida Man (People) back in the news, but in a good way


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    Florida Man Bites His Brother’s Penis Off After He Walks In On His Brother Having Sex With His Cousin On His Favorite Dragon Ball Z Blanket


    His brother was hospitalized with several injuries and he might never use his dick again, because it was completely destroyed. Doctors are doing everything they can to re-construct it.
    There is just so much wrong in this. I thought cousins were an Arkansas thing, but I guess Florida Man likes to keep it in the family. Draggin Ballz across a blanket for sure.

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    Every now and again you see something that makes you realize all is not yet lost.
    Adding nothing to the conversation since 2015....

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    I see a whole bunch of people needlessly risking their lives. It's fairly amazing that didn't go horribly wrong. At the speed she might have gotten to before running into something at idle, she would not likely have been injured by the crash, and if the thing she ran into was a vehicle, the occupants wouldn't have been likely to be injured.

    NEVER run after a vehicle that is rolling away. It's exactly the same thing as trying to catch a gun that's dropped and falling. An obvious and predictable way for someone to be very serious hurt or killed. Not to mention in this instance, all the people placing themselves in death's way totally unprotected in order to "protect" someone who had all the safety systems of the vehicle around her.

    This even applies when there are kids in the car. If they are properly restrained, they have the vehicle itself and its safety systems to protect them. Far better for them to go through that and have Mom and/or Dad there to rescue them than to have Mom and/or Dad killed/maimed trying to get in the vehicle and stop it.

    This happens to be my lane. I'm writing from knowledge stuff that really has happened and happens.

    Let it go and live to tell the tale. Please.
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    Minneapolis, but eventually they'll be moving to Florida as all of our people do. Perhaps, after this, sooner rather than later.

    This was some Sabbath service!

    A randy couple who Zoomed into services at a Minneapolis synagogue hosting a bat mitzvah forgot to turn off their camera as they began to make a mitzvah of their own — canoodling in full view of verklempt congregants, who were subjected to the softcore sideshow for nearly an hour.

    The impromptu version of “Debbie does Deuteronomy” unfolded May 14 in the Twin Cities’ Temple Beth El.

    “It went on for about 45 minutes,” said one person who saw the video and requested anonymity. “She was walking around naked, she got dressed, she’s in and out of the Zoom, he was in the bed, he whipped it out, she started going to work. … Someone on the Zoom saw and called her and was like, ‘WTF are you doing? You’re on camera.’ She freaked out.
    https://nypost.com/2022/05/28/sabbat...g-sex-on-zoom/

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    Minneapolis, but eventually they'll be moving to Florida as all of our people do. Perhaps, after this, sooner rather than later.



    https://nypost.com/2022/05/28/sabbat...g-sex-on-zoom/
    That makes no sense. 45 minutes? The person running the zoom could have turned off their camera feed, or shut down the the whole zoom call and started a new one without inviting them into the new call - let them continue what they were obviously more interested in without involving anyone else.

    Of course, to quote Friends, “then he’d have been the guy who shut off free porn.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duelist View Post
    That makes no sense. 45 minutes? The person running the zoom could have turned off their camera feed, or shut down the the whole zoom call and started a new one without inviting them into the new call - let them continue what they were obviously more interested in without involving anyone else.

    Of course, to quote Friends, “then he’d have been the guy who shut off free porn.”
    If I didn't like that couple, I would accidently left that feed on and go make myself a sandwich.

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