Originally Posted by Half Moon
I believe that I visited the San Antonio/New Braunfels Snake Farm once during my Stonemason/constriction days, I've driven past it hundreds of times.
I suggested it many times while working at Rackspace as a team-building outing, Management always vetoed it. Those worthless fucks didn't know that adversity build Esprit de corps.
Shitheads think that Top Golf builds teams? NO! Snake Farms build teams!
Gringop
Play that song about the Irish chiropodist. Irish chiropodist? "My Fate Is In Your Hands."
Fort Myers police arrest nude woman for arson at church, then starting fire in patrol car
https://winknews.com/2024/03/21/woma...es-fort-myers/
Inquiring minds want to know where she kept/hid the matches/lighter?
Comedy option that happens fairly often: she didn't do it, the wiring harness just went up.
That downward iguana pose.
https://twitter.com/@twitter/status/1772370988715434233
" La rose est sans pourquoi, elle fleurit parce qu’elle fleurit ; Elle n’a souci d’elle-même, ne demande pas si on la voit. » Angelus Silesius
"There are problems in this universe for which there are no answers." Paul Muad'dib
Mom lives in SE FL.... This year is better, but 2 years ago she had a terrible Iguana problem... couldn't go out the back of her house the iguanas were so thick and huge. I saw several that were easily over 3 feet and at least 10 pounds (not a fish story).
Apparently they fall asleep/dormant? when the weather is chilly and they can fall from the trees.
Lesson: never do yoga under a sleeping iguana
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." - Thomas Jefferson, Virginia Constitution, Draft 1, 1776
A friend who 1. lives in Florida and 2. teaches Yoga confirms that iguanas are real pests, although not intruding on her sessions... yet.
They are also legal vermin and may be shot without limit.
Code Name: JET STREAM
https://www.jacksonville.com/story/n...s/10869714007/
Yum! Python is yummy also, we discussed that elsewhere. Florida is a reptile food paradise. Question - if you kill a kaiju - it can feed starving millions.
Cloud Yeller of the Boomer Age
I like snake—at least rattlesnake. It’s buttery and tender white meat. But like feral hogs, I bet it depends on what they’ve been eating.
“There is no growth in the comfort zone.”--Jocko Willink
"You can never have too many knives." --Joe Ambercrombie
Had alligator spare ribs in New Orleans - not bad. Don't know if they were fed on old people from Florida retirement homes who fell into canals.
Cloud Yeller of the Boomer Age
I've only ever had rattlesnake fried. Like chicken nuggets. They were meh, but I'm open to a better way.
Japanese and Chinese versions of eel can be pretty good.
I was Man-shamed into drinking snake bile liquor in Taipei once. Never again.
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." - Thomas Jefferson, Virginia Constitution, Draft 1, 1776
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