Mixing Drinks When You Have No Clue (Not a primer)

[Drang]

Nothing wrong with experimenting. ;-)

My best concoction to date I call a Fireball Cooler;

Tall (preferably skinny) glass
A few scoops of rainbow sherbet
Fill glass about 2/3 full with Paul Newman lemonade
Pour Fireball whiskey on top to nearly full
A splash of cranberry juice to top it off

Best enjoyed with a straw.

Sounds like a girly drink.

Fixed it for @blues.

[blues]

Fixed it for @blues.

You know me too well.

[Shoresy]

Do you spit the Skoal (or Copenhagen) into the same bottle?

In the middle of a planning exercise, two of my colleagues went out to grab dinner and brought it back (Subway, IIRC). Colleague 1 finished his soda and proceeded to use it as a spitter via the straw. Colleague 2, at some point, grabbed the wrong soda...

To this day, I shudder remembering that, and I wasn't even directly involved.

[Alpha Sierra]

Best cocktail ever: Absinthe prepared the traditional way. I was in Berlin for business a year ago and ran into a bartender who knew his stuff.

[RoyGBiv]

Ruining Buffalo Trace with Jagermeister should be a Cardinal Sin.

17 Hail Mary's and 1 Our Father for you.

Give the rest of the Jagermeister to your nearest teenage neighbor. They'll benefit from the wretching.

[Wondering Beard]

Languid afternoon on the porch: Caipirinha

[blues]

Ruining Buffalo Trace with Jagermeister should be a Cardinal Sin.

17 Hail Mary's and 1 Our Father for you.

Give the rest of the Jagermeister to your nearest teenage neighbor. They'll benefit from the wretching.

I wouldn't have done it but there was such a meager amount in the bottle that I just thought I'd make room in the cabinet.
(Don't worry, two other nearly full bottles of bourbon were not harmed in the making of this concoction.)

[blues]

Languid afternoon on the porch: Caipirinha

I got turned on to those by a Brazilian federal policeman assigned to us while working a case in Sao Paulo some years ago. They went down way too easy.

[Wondering Beard]

I got turned on to those by a Brazilian federal policeman assigned to us while working a case in Sao Paulo some years ago. They went down way too easy.

That they do, which I thought was kinda the point for a languid afternoon on the porch :-)

[blues]

That they do, which I thought was kinda the point for a languid afternoon on the porch :-)

Languid, liquid. Same, same.