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  1. 05-23-2019, 12:10 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by HCountyGuy View Post
    Though blowing one’s nuts off may be a solid deterrent now!
    I doubt that.

    We're talking about a dude, who drove across town to ditch the gun. But didn't ditch his meth. Had weed up his ass when he was in surgery.

    AND THEN...

    Several days later, goes to turn himself on his warrants and has MORE weed up his ass.

    He didn't learn the lesson the day he shot himself in the balls. Or the lessons from the previous 13 convictions. I don't think he's gonna wake up having learned his lesson tomorrow.

    I'm not sure I could write something that stupid. Truth is stranger than fiction.
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  2. 05-23-2019, 12:31 PM #12
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  3. 05-23-2019, 04:41 PM #13
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  4. 05-23-2019, 04:44 PM #14
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    Jeezus - Just realized homie has a mullet. Look at that party peeking out of the back.
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  5. 05-23-2019, 04:56 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by RevolverRob View Post
    Jeezus - Just realized homie has a mullet. Look at that party peeking out of the back.
    I don't think he'll be having any "business up front" anymore, and keistering drugs gives new meaning to "party in the back".
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  6. 05-23-2019, 10:07 PM #16
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  7. 05-24-2019, 02:31 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by RJ View Post
    "Thank God; for once it's not us."

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    IKR? Every time I read this story I look for evidence he was originally from, or maybe hoped to move to, Florida, or at least California...
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  8. 05-25-2019, 08:04 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by whomever View Post
    Recreational pot is legal in WA. Why was he keistering it the first time (at the hospital)? Didn't get the memo about legalization? Old habits die hard?
    It might not be about the weed, after reading how much stuff this guy had stuffed up his ass I am speculating maybe he just likes stuffing things up his ass?
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  9. 05-26-2019, 10:55 AM #19
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    The NAA Mini revolver is the gun of choice for butt carry, BTW - google the pictures. It is also popular for female cavities and under the folds of enormously fat guys.

    I read some doctor made a fortune inventing a gadget to get light bulbs out of one's butt. They tended to shatter, so he came up with something.
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  10. 05-26-2019, 11:20 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn E. Meyer View Post
    I read some doctor made a fortune inventing a gadget to get light bulbs out of one's butt. They tended to shatter, so he came up with something.

    Well, that was illuminating...
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