Another felon shoots himself in the nuts....with bonus content

[UNM1136]

Just last night I had a 16 year old member of a local "youth organization" dropped off at the hospital after shooting himself in the...lap with a stolen piece. Then caught another felony charge by biting a nurse caring for him while he screamed for his auntie. Not as cool as getting caught keistering immediately after getting caught keistering but fun none the less. ER staff has to bite their lip when they realized that I actually did suggest the diagnosis of vaginitis. Tried to claim drive by until auntie's one night stand dimed him out

Unfortunately faux virility and fecundity are not likely to be effected by this incident

pat

[Glenn E. Meyer]

Well, that was illuminating...

There is always light at the end of the tunnel.

[blues]

"We'll leave the light on for you..."

[Totem Polar]

Glass, grass, and ass; nobody rides for free.

[Wondering Beard]

"We'll leave the light on for you..."

The lyrics until the first chorus are strangely appropriate to our "discussion"

[BehindBlueI's]

The NAA Mini revolver is the gun of choice for butt carry, BTW - google the pictures. It is also popular for female cavities and under the folds of enormously fat guys.

I read some doctor made a fortune inventing a gadget to get light bulbs out of one's butt. They tended to shatter, so he came up with something.

Many years ago when I was a volunteer EMT, when run volume was low we would sometimes triage for the ER. Not my patient, but there was a bunch of giggling and it turned out to be over a light bulb in an orifice issue. I asked how they dealt with something like that. I was told they drill the metal part, fill the bulb with plaster, then remove it. The plaster keeps it from shattering.

[echo5charlie]

Many years ago when I was a volunteer EMT, when run volume was low we would sometimes triage for the ER. Not my patient, but there was a bunch of giggling and it turned out to be over a light bulb in an orifice issue. I asked how they dealt with something like that. I was told they drill the metal part, fill the bulb with plaster, then remove it. The plaster keeps it from shattering.

I learned something new. I would have preferred to go to my grave ignorant though.

[BehindBlueI's]

I learned something new. I would have preferred to go to my grave ignorant though.

I used to refer to this sort of thing as "viral knowledge" because you wish you didn't have it but you can't help but pass it to someone else.

[echo5charlie]

I used to refer to this sort of thing as "viral knowledge" because you wish you didn't have it but you can't help but pass it to someone else.

Funny, I just got done yelling out to the family "Hey, guess what..." Work learns tomorrow.

[That Guy]

Funny, I just got done yelling out to the family "Hey, guess what..." Work learns tomorrow.

That's going to be an interesting conversation. "So how was your weekend?" "Well funny you should ask. Did you know that..."