SMYRNA, GA—April 8, 2019—GLOCK, Inc., a leading innovator and global manufacturer of firearms, today announced its new spokesperson—legendary world champion martial artist, actor, producer, philanthropist and entrepreneur Chuck Norris.
https://us.glock.com/en/press-release/news-page/chuck
Que the Chuck Norris jokes in 3 2 1......
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Chuck Norris can flip of the light switch and get in bed before it gets dark.
Chuck Norris does not do push ups, he does earth downs.
Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands... now they are just called The Islands.
“A gun is a tool, Marian; no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.” - Shane
Chuck Norris had to wait for Gunny to die before he could get a job.
Code Name: JET STREAM
Last edited by blues; 04-08-2019 at 02:07 PM.
There's nothing civil about this war.
Outstanding! Well done Glock.
I added an old Glock into the carry rotation last week for no known reason. The power of Chuck must be stronger than even I imagined.
Predestination...no doubt about it.Originally Posted by Bucky
There's nothing civil about this war.
I almost sold my last remaining Glock recently. Now I understand why I couldn't do it.
Of course, Chuck Norris really doesn't need a Glock. He just carries a handful of bullets and inserts them manually.
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