Our sport isn't going to change for you. You either accept it as it is or you go do something else.
Learning how to reload a pistol quickly and efficiently isn't that f-ing hard. You make it sound like one has to spend hours upon hours a day doing it. Well you're wrong. If you spend 10 minutes a day every other day working on reloads, in less than three weeks you'll be more competent than about 85 - 90 % of the gun using population. Then sustaining that skill takes even less time.
But I guess based on the lengthy list of other stuff you seem to think you need to train for, evidently you can't even spare that little amount.
PS, what's your USPSA member number? Or IDPA member number? Or have you ever even competed in any practical pistol match? Because if you haven't why should any of us who have ever listen to your opinion about what is or isn't important to know or do well in those contests?