Thanks for reopening the thread. I was typing the following last night when you closed it down...
I've been thinking about electronic hearing protection next to your bed. Obviously, protecting your hearing is important, and having T-Bone's and Bubba's sounds amplified after they've gained entry could be advantageous. A couple points bother me, besides the issue of whether you'll have time to don them.
- What will you hear (and not hear) with electronic ear muffs on?
- How do you talk to 911 while wearing them? (I ASSume you use speakerphone.)
I ran a very unscientific test yesterday to see how this would work and noticed several things. I was alone in a quiet house with two ~65lb dogs and used a typical mid-level pair of electronic ear muffs. The phone was placed on the counter next to me.
1. I had to turn the volume on both the muffs and speakerphone fairly high in order to hear the voice on the phone. That surprised me. I figured I'd be able to hear the phone easily with its volume at a low to moderate level.
2. I'm not a cop or military. I'm just a regular Joe who doesn't even wear 5.11 pants or a rigger's belt, but something tells me a 911 operator talking to you on speakerphone when you're trying to hide from the bad guys falls under the bad tactics category.
3. The clicking of dogs' nails on a wood floor gets amplified, which in turn drowns out the voice on the phone, and everything else for that matter.
4. A dog's bark is loud enough to make the muffs cut out so you can't hear anything for a moment. With rapid and/or multiple dogs barking, electronic muffs act just like old fashion ear muffs. You're not going to hear your phone or T-Bone. Not that you'd hear them over Scruffy's barking (or your wife's screaming) anyway, but you get the point.
I'm not saying they won't work or they're a bad idea, they just didn't seem to work well for my impromptu experiment.