"Couple Accused of Killing Child In Court"

[MistWolf]

Our local news has a way of coming up with headlines in the their ticker tape that really leaves you scratching your head, such as the one used in the title of this thread. I saw that and wondered "Who would be stupid enough to kill a child in court?"

There have been several other dozies, but the best one yet was this morning-

"INDIAN WOMAN FIRST TO CLIMB ALL MALE MOUNTAIN"

I have no idea, nor do I want to. To figure this out, I'd first have to imagine an all male mountain and at that, my brain double clutched and missed a gear. My wife just snickered wickedly. Was it Mt. Karma Sutra?

Strange news headlines- Post'em here! Let's see what you got

[HCountyGuy]

I wish I could find it, but I remember this one for the irony

“Pro-lifer Shoots And Kills A Man”

Guess he wasn’t terribly pro-life then...

[csheehy]

Groucho Marx: "One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."

[MistWolf]

Groucho Marx was a one of The Greats, but I'd like to stick with real headlines. Not Fake News headlines, either.

[smithjd]

“Jayme Closs kidnapping suspect's lawyers warn confession may hinder defense”

https://www.channel3000.com/news/cri...ense/978409420

State Public Defender Glynn is a piece of work. Convicted felon and had / having his wages garnished... plays courtroom games.

[csheehy]

Sorry for the derail. Groucho came instantly to mind when I read the thread title.

Here's a real (fire the proofreader/editor) headline: https://www.hindustantimes.com/holly...2MFtf8n6J.html