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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe in PNG View Post
    Once heard someone suggest curbing bicycle theft via filling the frame with thermite and an odometer trigger.
    But that would be a serious felony I'm sure.
    I think that’s a safe bet.
    If we have to march off into the next world, let us walk there on the bodies of our enemies.

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    I saw this earlier and thoroughly enjoyed it.

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    While I'd love a half pound of C4 in one, I would settle for "decomposed body" smell in one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hambo View Post
    While I'd love a half pound of C4 in one, I would settle for "decomposed body" smell in one.
    Raw shrimp, well aged, shredded and scattered might be just the thing......

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    Saw that this morning via another site. Hilarious, but I kind of wonder if there's significant worry about retribution; the thieves obviously know where the guy lives, after all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe in PNG View Post
    Once heard someone suggest curbing bicycle theft via filling the frame with thermite and an odometer trigger.
    But that would be a serious felony I'm sure.
    Au contraire, it sounds like a pretty hilarious felony to me. I do hate porch pirates.

    I probably just have a different sense of humor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by olstyn View Post
    Saw that this morning via another site. Hilarious, but I kind of wonder if there's significant worry about retribution; the thieves obviously know where the guy lives, after all.
    I doubt they could even remember where they got it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guerrero View Post
    Could we do that with some sort of pepper spray bomb?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jfpatch View Post
    Sooooo.... Ricin, polonium and anthrax are out, then?

    I'm asking for a friend too.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hambo View Post
    While I'd love a half pound of C4 in one, I would settle for "decomposed body" smell in one.
    All great suggestions. I was thinking glitter encrusted C4 or a flash bang...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SeriousStudent View Post
    Au contraire, it sounds like a pretty hilarious felony to me. I do hate porch pirates.

    I probably just have a different sense of humor.
    There are YouTube videos of guys planting bikes that, after being stolen and ridden down hills while being secretly videotaped, somehow spontaneously separate into a front half and a back half.

    Pain, embarrassment and hilarity (for the observers) ensue.
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    I got a nice little write up for snagging two porch pirates in two days last week. Fuck those guys.
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