When Jorge jumped ship from us to take the DAs job (and screw that office up even more than Kamala), and poor Jeff Godown was left holding the bag and scrambling to find an exit, one of my coworkers observed "You know what these guys are? They're gypsies. They roll into town with their Compstat crystal ball, and tell everyone's fortune. Then, when everybody's dazzled by the bullshit, suddenly they've disappeared and you're looking for your wallet." Probably the most accurate description of those turds I've heard.