Black bears roaming ATL suburbs has gotten to be almost a weekly news item. For certain they're making do around our exurbs. I figure just a matter of time before there's one on my deck going after the bird feeders.
“Remember, being healthy is basically just dying as slowly as possible,” Ricky Gervais
Black Bears - 8 miles from us. More worried about the idiot who put alligators in the town pond. Shotgun with slugs - but rather just call the law. They killed one miscreant bear in 2018. 1911 with Buffalo Bore nasty big 45 ACPs for walks in the park - that is until all carry is banned on 9/1 due to Clarence and Beer Boy not thinking out sensitive locales in depth.
I had to Google this. I found several versions of a mildly NSFW dad joke:
https://unijokes.com/joke-7661/
https://jokes.one/joke/the-bear-joke...hunting-for-20
http://barelybad.com/jokes.htm
Google also turned up various stories about women having sex with bears:
https://theprint.in/pageturner/excer...nation/203213/
https://www.newyorker.com/books/seco...ex-with-a-bear
And, apparently gay men have a thing for bears as well. I closed the search window at that point.
I honestly didn't know bears were a turn-on.
“There is no growth in the comfort zone.”--Jocko Willink
"You can never have too many knives." --Joe Ambercrombie
Sasha Siemel who killed 50+ Jaguar with a spear was known also to harvest animals with a .357.
https://www.nrahlf.org/articles/2019...jaguar-hunter/
ETA This imho is well worth the read. The guy is legend.
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I'll wager you a PF dollar™ 😎
The lunatics are running the asylum
"Khabib also added that the bear he wrestled with was a trained animal as many bears in Russia are taught to wrestle by their trainers."
https://www.sportskeeda.com/mma/news...le-wild-battle
So we got back to the house this evening, and a bear or bears had pooped all over the driveway today. The only thing worse is that Astro went out before bed, stepped in it, and dragged bear poop from the front door, through the house, up the steps and into our bed. Guess what we are doing tonight.
Likes pretty much everything in every caliber.
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