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  1. 10-06-2018, 02:39 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by 45dotACP View Post
    Plot twist...it was a Taurus

    But let's be real...any gun would be on its best behavior with Chuck Norris.

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    Ouch...dude...even if true...ouch...dude...

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  2. 10-06-2018, 07:19 AM #22
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    IMFDB says that's correct:

    http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Talk:Walker,_Texas_Ranger
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  3. 10-06-2018, 08:47 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gadfly View Post
    Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun....

    Umm no. Chuck Norris never sleeps
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypher View Post
    Umm no. Chuck Norris never sleeps

    He waits.
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    We wish to thank the United Network Command for Law and Enforcement, without whose assistance this program would not have been possible.
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    Chuck Norris once masturbated in a junk yard. 9 months later Optimus Prime was born.
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    Because buying cool, interesting guns I don't need isn't a decision... it's a lifestyle...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigghoss View Post
    Chuck Norris once masturbated in a junk yard. 9 months later Optimus Prime was born.
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