Chuck Norris clogs the toilet every time he goes to the bathroom. Even when he's only taking a piss.
In most men, one testical is larger than the other. In Chuck Norris, both testicals are larger than the other.
Chuck Norris once set a world record by eating three 72 ounce steaks in an hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with the waitress.
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built with his own two hands.