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Thread: Happy PFestivus 2018! I've got a lot of problems with you people!

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    The Kalashnikov Whisperer Casual Friday's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by blues View Post
    @Casual Friday.

    You'll have to tell me what a dad joke is so I can watch myself in future.

    If I find it too hard to bear I'll just tell you in the most fatherly way I can muster to fuck off.
    Dad jokes are the cheesy one liners you drop in nearly every thread, sometimes multiple times. They aren't funny and don't add anything to the conversation. You can tell me to fuck off if you'd like, I'll still like you.
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  2. #122
    Novice Shotgun Cultist Guerrero's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Friday View Post
    @blues. Not every thread on PF needs 47 of your Dad jokes.
    Damn straight.





    50 would be better.
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  3. #123
    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Friday View Post
    Calling folks out
    Well somebody came in hot!
    "There is no timer in a gunfight. However there is another guy trying to shoot you, and he's probably in a hurry."
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    advanced hobbyist fatdog's Avatar
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    I hate you all, and hate this place for all the money you have induced or practically compelled me to spend on my favorite hobby.

    For a hopeless out of control diseased obsessive addict like me, you are the worst enablers imaginable.

    I would delete my account, but it is pointless, as I would be back in a few hours reading anyway.
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  5. #125
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    We need the voodo_man Glock guy back. He always made Pfestivus more entertaining and dramatic.
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    Anachronistic A-Hole RevolverRob's Avatar
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    Just to be absolutely clear. For the past year or so I have utilized the following metric for weighing 95-99% of criticisms received from people. (You'll know if you're in the % that this metric isn't applied to, because I'll let you know). I suggest that most folks should probably utilize this metric. Both in terms of determining who to accept criticism from and who to direct criticism at (this includes me, in other words, I don't think that criticisms I have lobbed at individuals here will be taken particularly serious). If you're simply airing your frustrations - cool. But if you're directing criticism in the hopes that it will be received and internalized...well...see below...

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    "You can never be too rich, too good looking, or too well armed." - Marcus Kincaid
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  7. #127
    Quote Originally Posted by TheNewbie View Post
    We need the voodo_man Glock guy back. He always made Pfestivus more entertaining and dramatic.
    Dude was a bit of a pretentious prick
    "There is no timer in a gunfight. However there is another guy trying to shoot you, and he's probably in a hurry."
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    Quote Originally Posted by HCountyGuy View Post
    Dude was a bit of a pretentious prick
    That's the point for Pfestivus.
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    100% Retro Hambo's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by HCountyGuy View Post
    Well somebody came in hot!
    You can never beat a monkey in a poo flinging contest.
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  10. #130
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    Here is a gripe about cops.

    Am I the only cop who is embarrassed by the sheepdog thin blue line spartan warrior apparel? Why wear this off duty?
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