Seriously. rob, you really ought to try this before you go back. A pic from some foodie's blog:

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Back when I was able to eat it, I preferred to order it with dark bread instead of white. It's smoked ham, Genoa, prosciutto, pepperoni, bacon, giardiniera peppers, and shredded cheddar. Every time, the only thing I would hear was the crunch of the first bite with the toasted bun and pickle.