People watching at Walmart? WTF? I used to park my patrol car on the sidewalk in front of Walmart’s door on night shift.
Just to clarify- people watching at Walmart is an oxymoron. Every time I go to Walmart I see people that make me worry for the future. For people watching I go to wegmans for the yoga milf. Parking on the sidewalk was my attempt to push the thieves to a different Walmart outside my jurisdiction. Didn’t always work. You can’t fix stupid
Did some shopping at Wally yesterday at lunchtime. Parking lot wasn't crowded, I left 5-6 spaces between me and the next closest car and was still pretty close to the door. When I wheeled my wagon out the door I see a half dozen dudes wearing wife-beater tanks with their pants belted below their asses (didn't realize that was still a thing) milling around 2 SUV's (Escalade and a GMC), parked two spaces further out from my car. One guy was walking towards the door, the rest were just hanging around the cars.
My first thought was "Sure, I post on P-F about how I enjoy people watching at Wally and I get killed on my next visit".
Of course it was a non-event, just funny.
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." - Thomas Jefferson, Virginia Constitution, Draft 1, 1776
I’ll people watch when my wife makes a run in and the kid’s asleep in his seat. See all kinds of stupidity that gets people victimized.
- Leaving car door wide open while returning the buggy.
- Getting in car, not locking door and burying head in phone for at least 5 minutes.
- Walking through the parking lot with head buried in phone.
- Not paying enough attention to the guy watching you from his running car.
The list goes on but you get the point.
“Conspiracy theories are just spoiler alerts these days.”
(1.) "Waffle House by the Highway" is such a descriptive term. A visit to the Waffle House is one of the peculiar treasures of a visit to the old Confederacy. Many interesting people eat at the Waffle House. Particularly at bar time
(2.) I have always wondered if each Walmart did in fact contain a secret portal to another universe. That would explain a lot . . . beings from an alternate reality who accidentally became unstuck in time and drifted into our universe. Or were exiled from their home planets for some infraction . . .
The salient point of the OP's post that has me agog is that someone actually makes a special trip to Walmart at 2:00am for f'ing Moon Pies. The mind boggles.
Last edited by Trooper224; 09-19-2018 at 05:44 AM.
We may lose and we may win, but we will never be here again.......
Same. I signed up for Prime when I was living in Orlando and never wanted to look back. Probably added years to my life with not having to deal with the clueless masses (between UCF students, Sally Soccermom, Tina Trophywife, and the sketchy tweakers and thug life types . . . yeah, thanks but no) Living down in South FL now . . . yeah, if I can't order it online I'll do without for the most part.
I have 4-5 friends from FL to AL to northern IL who will share shit like that on Facebook weekly. It's kind of maddening that all those people will be so freaked out but only post it to Facebook. If I didn't know any better, I'd think there were more Russian human traffickers lurking at Walmart and Publix than customers and employees.
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