I still have 1/2 of my teeth, which is 4 times more than most other Walmart shoppers. Hence, going there makes me feel superior.
Last edited by willie; 09-11-2018 at 11:13 PM.
People watching at Walmart? WTF? I used to park my patrol car on the sidewalk in front of Walmart’s door on night shift.
Just to clarify- people watching at Walmart is an oxymoron. Every time I go to Walmart I see people that make me worry for the future. For people watching I go to wegmans for the yoga milf. Parking on the sidewalk was my attempt to push the thieves to a different Walmart outside my jurisdiction. Didn’t always work. You can’t fix stupid
Did some shopping at Wally yesterday at lunchtime. Parking lot wasn't crowded, I left 5-6 spaces between me and the next closest car and was still pretty close to the door. When I wheeled my wagon out the door I see a half dozen dudes wearing wife-beater tanks with their pants belted below their asses (didn't realize that was still a thing) milling around 2 SUV's (Escalade and a GMC), parked two spaces further out from my car. One guy was walking towards the door, the rest were just hanging around the cars.
My first thought was "Sure, I post on P-F about how I enjoy people watching at Wally and I get killed on my next visit".
Of course it was a non-event, just funny.
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." - Thomas Jefferson, Virginia Constitution, Draft 1, 1776
#TWTWB
I’ll people watch when my wife makes a run in and the kid’s asleep in his seat. See all kinds of stupidity that gets people victimized.
- Leaving car door wide open while returning the buggy.
- Getting in car, not locking door and burying head in phone for at least 5 minutes.
- Walking through the parking lot with head buried in phone.
- Not paying enough attention to the guy watching you from his running car.
The list goes on but you get the point.
"There is no timer in a gunfight. However there is another guy trying to shoot you, and he's probably in a hurry."
(1.) "Waffle House by the Highway" is such a descriptive term. A visit to the Waffle House is one of the peculiar treasures of a visit to the old Confederacy. Many interesting people eat at the Waffle House. Particularly at bar time
(2.) I have always wondered if each Walmart did in fact contain a secret portal to another universe. That would explain a lot . . . beings from an alternate reality who accidentally became unstuck in time and drifted into our universe. Or were exiled from their home planets for some infraction . . .
The salient point of the OP's post that has me agog is that someone actually makes a special trip to Walmart at 2:00am for f'ing Moon Pies. The mind boggles.
Last edited by Trooper224; 09-19-2018 at 06:44 AM.
Put your Big Boy pants on.