Some pal...
Some pal...
There's nothing civil about this war.
Can...Only...Like...Once....ROTFLMAO...Originally Posted by wvincent
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Again for the field - https://gizmodo.com/oh-dont-drink-that-1842527419
Enter the CuloClean, a pop-in top that transforms any plastic bottle into your own portable bidet
I saw earlier someone mention flushable wipes - Well, let me tell you that a combo of old discarded left over fried rice from take out and flushable wipes are the Roto-Rotor man's retirement plan.
Or: https://www.fieldandstream.com/story...m_medium=email
Printed pages and geese necks. Lots of geese across the street. Too bad I cancelled most of my gun magazines (printed).
Last edited by Glenn E. Meyer; 03-28-2020 at 09:25 AM.
I have to ask...
As I mentioned we had a Toto Washlet with the heated water. These simpler ones blast tap temperature water on your bits. Isn’t that like cooch/taint waterboarding? The tap water here is *cold*.
Ken
BBI: ...”you better not forget the safe word because shit's about to get weird”...
revchuck38: ...”mo' ammo is mo' betta' unless you're swimming or on fire.”
Shrinkage!
There's nothing civil about this war.
I can firmly confirm, after two weeks in a ritzy hotel on the outskirts of Tokyo last October, that the correct water temperature is of the utmost importance in managing to not lift oneself bodily off the seat with a sudden uptake of breath.
Yeah, well, it builds character.
This reminds me of how back in 1986 my first marriage almost ended only ten hours in.
My late wife and I booked a room for our wedding night at one of those higher end romantic places (Sybaris for those of you in the Midwest.) We had one of their nicer rooms with a pool and spa, and the bathroom had a traditional bidet.
She apparently checked the bidet out and set the water temp and pressure to suit. Shortly after that, I was in the bathroom checking things out and I played with it a little. I didn’t realize I had set the knobs to full pressure and full cold.
Later she went into the can to freshen up. Shortly after I heard a loud squawk and a thud; I ran in there to find her on the floor with her back against the wall across from the bidet.
Apparently she squatted down and hit the controls, resulting in a full backflip across the room.
She didn’t ask for an annulment.
Ken
BBI: ...”you better not forget the safe word because shit's about to get weird”...
revchuck38: ...”mo' ammo is mo' betta' unless you're swimming or on fire.”
Luckily, stepdaughter and son-in-law brought us some more TP yesterday.
But my shower with removable head right next to the toliet is only about 6 six inches short of being a functional improvised bidet...🤔
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