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Thread: Do you have a bidet in your home?

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    Do you have a bidet in your home?

    I just installed this and I think it’s more sanitary, cuts down on toilet paper use, and just better all around. Flame away, haters

    Also, it was extremely easy to install.
    Last edited by LittleLebowski; 09-01-2018 at 09:37 AM.
    #RESIST

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    Site Supporter LOKNLOD's Avatar
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    What do you use to dry off your, presumably now very wet, butt?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LOKNLOD View Post
    What do you use to dry off your, presumably now very wet, butt?
    Toilet paper and it’s not very wet if you wait a couple seconds.
    #RESIST

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    When I was a kid I was swimming with a friend of mine in a river. My friend had to take a shit and then he went over to where this creek spilled into the river to wash his ass. So that's kinda like a bidet.
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    You need to add a beret to your avatar now.
    Don’t blame me. I didn’t vote for that dumb bastard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greg View Post
    You need to add a beret to your avatar now.
    One less shitty mod here now,
    #RESIST

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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleLebowski View Post
    One less shitty mod here now,
    Pepé Le Pew would be proud...


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    I actually thought about it after I saw them covered on Prime Japan. The Japanese takes their ass sprinklers quite seriously.
    "Sapiens dicit: 'Ignoscere divinum est, sed noli pretium plenum pro pizza sero allata solvere.'" - Michelangelo

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    @LittleLebowski likes having liquids shot at his ass, not what I would have thought....

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    Quote Originally Posted by RevolverRob View Post
    @LittleLebowski likes having liquids shot at his ass, not what I would have thought....
    Guess that's what happens when Jello shots lose their appeal.
    There's nothing civil about this war.

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