What is PFestivus?

[Shotgun]

Tom holds you liable.

The gauntlet now has been thrown.

Don't wear your school pants.

That's really, really bad. Liable is pronounced with three syllables by the way, not two. But, I suppose that is "artistic" license. I hate to even respond to a haiku post for fear of catching PF haikuitus.

It's easy. I hold blues responsible for every pun. Not just on PF, but globally. I believe he's Patient Zero.

I think Stephanie B. may have been patient zero for the PF haikuitus epidemic.

[orionz06]

I’m not sure how one holds another accountable for haiku’s written by yet others. The idea is intriguing, however, and PFestivus just got a little more interesting. Is there to be a fight after school lets out or a pay per view cage match perhaps?

I was hoping that I could just whine about it enough beforehand that folks decided that they'd not do it. I haven't really thought of a plan...

Tom holds you liable.

The gauntlet now has been thrown.

Don't wear your school pants.

Sigh....

[blues]

Both of ya...behind P.S. 165 @ 3.30 Don't be late and don't hide behind your sisters.

[blues]

It's easy. I hold blues responsible for every pun. Not just on PF, but globally. I believe he's Patient Zero.

Doesn't seem quite fair, BBI. I don't hold you responsible for every...well, you know.

Can't I just be executed for my own sins, or be considered "one of the good ones"?

Starting to feel a little like Diogenes must've felt.


(yeah, yeah, sarcasm.)

[Shotgun]

Both of ya...behind P.S. 165 @ 3.30 Don't be late and don't hide behind your sisters.

I will see you in 37 days, 20 hours, and 29 minutes..................

And, there will be no sympathy for having been mostly dead.

[That Guy]

$1 per haiku, $2 for each incorrectly formed haiku.

Tom asks me to pay.
Oh, how little does he know!
Wallet is empty.

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[blues]

In that case, Elvis Tom,...you should be saying:



"Haiku...haiku very much!"



(Best I can do under stress of a looming dentist appointment this afternoon. I know...those puns and haikus are like having teeth pulled. Misery loves company.)

[SeriousStudent]

It's all fun and games till someone losses an eye...then it's a new game, called "Find the Eye."

Learned that many years ago as an NCO.

[HCountyGuy]

$1 per haiku, $2 for each incorrectly formed haiku. Proceeds go towards:

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What if one were to write in Iambic Pentameter?

[orionz06]

$1 per haiku, $2 for each incorrectly formed haiku. Proceeds go towards:

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You evil sonofabitch!