What is PFestivus?

[Bucky]

At least we don't have to buy gifts.

[Chance]

I was watching that Netflix documentary 'Wild, Wild Country,' and when they got to the part with the "Dynamic Meditation" / melee / orgy I thought, "This is exactly like PFestivus."

Seemed to work pretty well for the Rajneeshees though, right up until the biological warfare and assassinations and stuff.

[Maple Syrup Actual]

PFestivus is a go. Same format as usual. @misanthropist convinced me with his post above.

It's not a good sign if I've convinced someone to do something. That almost universally comes with provisos like "recovery time is mostly pretty quick...mostly" or "try using mental checklists to keep track of whether the person you're talking to genuinely exists, and keep your speeds below 35, unless you're in the left lane, in which case really hammer it."

[blues]

[Maple Syrup Actual]

Well, you never go broke betting on "business as usual".

Or "misanthropist wants to talk about some weird thing he's doing".

[orionz06]

It's not a good sign if I've convinced someone to do something. That almost universally comes with provisos like "recovery time is mostly pretty quick...mostly" or "try using mental checklists to keep track of whether the person you're talking to genuinely exists, and keep your speeds below 35, unless you're in the left lane, in which case really hammer it."

I will personally hold you accountable for every fucking haiku there is.

[Shotgun]

I will personally hold you accountable for every fucking haiku there is.

I’m not sure how one holds another accountable for haiku’s written by yet others. The idea is intriguing, however, and PFestivus just got a little more interesting. Is there to be a fight after school lets out or a pay per view cage match perhaps?

[JAD]

It's not a good sign if I've convinced someone to do something. That almost universally comes with provisos like "recovery time is mostly pretty quick...mostly" or "try using mental checklists to keep track of whether the person you're talking to genuinely exists, and keep your speeds below 35, unless you're in the left lane, in which case really hammer it."

If pfestivus continues for more than four hours, see a doctor.

[blues]

I will personally hold you accountable for every fucking haiku there is.

I’m not sure how one holds another accountable for haiku’s written by yet others. The idea is intriguing, however, and PFestivus just got a little more interesting. Is there to be a fight after school lets out or a pay per view cage match perhaps?

Tom holds you liable.

The gauntlet now has been thrown.

Don't wear your school pants.

[BehindBlueI's]

I’m not sure how one holds another accountable for haiku’s written by yet others.

It's easy. I hold blues responsible for every pun. Not just on PF, but globally. I believe he's Patient Zero.