Hand to Cat tactics!

[Hambo]

Rear naked choke or guillotine?

[mtnbkr]

Damn, I just gave my cat a bath the other night. That ended up a bloody mess

Poor cat, you didn't need to beat it



Chris

[Ichiban]

http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2018/06/02/w...ng-family-cat/

[Robinson]

I had to pull a cat out from under a shed once. It's not something I would normally do, but there were reasons. I didn't enjoy it much, but I got the damned cat out without harming it -- at least physically. My arms were scratched all to hell though.

[Clusterfrack]

I forget if I’ve told this one before... Our neighbor has a cat who is randomly aggressive. A few months ago the dude was on his couch and the cat attacked—claw hugged his head and bit him in the eye. Late that night he woke up feverishly delirious with his eye swollen shut. For some reason that made sense to him at the time, he quietly snuck out of the house without waking his wife and drove to the ER. The docs immediately took him to the ICU because he was in danger of losing the eye.

Wife wakes up the next morning and can’t find her husband. It took her half the day to track him down, and man was she unhappy.

It all ended sort of ok. Dude made a full recovery and his wife appears to have forgiven him. Cat is still attacking people randomly.

[Nephrology]

Wasn't there some crossfit dude saying humans aren't predators recently?

As the only species I am aware of to drive many others to extinction, humans seem like obvious predators to me...

[Duelist]

I forget if I’ve told this one before... Our neighbor has a cat who is randomly aggressive. A few months ago the dude was on his couch and the cat attacked—claw hugged his head and bit him in the eye. Late that night he woke up feverishly delirious with his eye swollen shut. For some reason that made sense to him at the time, he quietly snuck out of the house without waking his wife and drove to the ER. The docs immediately took him to the ICU because he was in danger of losing the eye.

Wife wakes up the next morning and can’t find her husband. It took her half the day to track him down, and man was she unhappy.

It all ended sort of ok. Dude made a full recovery and his wife appears to have forgiven him. Cat is still attacking people randomly.

I’m afraid that cat might not have survived my return home. At the very least, it would have been looking for a new place to live.

Having images of a feline on a street corner holding a hand-lettered cardboard sign...

[BobLoblaw]

As the only species I am aware of to drive many others to extinction, humans seem like obvious predators to me...

Nah, species ending other species is a tale as old as time but we’re “above” nature so we don’t care when it happens without our involvement.

[fish caught in garbage]
Bleeding heart: [weeping] “Humans did this.”
Some asshole: “You’re a human.”
Bleeding heart: “Oh my God, you’re right.” [throws self in sea]
/scene

[RoyGBiv]

That encounter could have been catastrophic!

[blues]