Hand to Cat tactics!

[Guerrero]

That encounter could have been catastrophic!

No lyin'

[mtnbkr]

I had to pull a cat out from under a shed once.

Is that some sort of euphemism?



Chris

[Robinson]

Is that some sort of euphemism?



Chris

Nah, the reasons and the story are even more mundane than they appear at first glance.

[Crashpad]

Only a few weeks ago a rabid coyote attacked a hiker in south Georgia. He stopped it with his pocket knife. His injuries weren't bad, but he had complications to the rabies vaccine.

[Jim Watson]

Mark Twain said "The man who has carried a cat by the tail knows something it is not possible to learn any other way."

[txdpd]

Damn, I just gave my cat a bath the other night. That ended up a bloody mess

Same here, no one told me that I was supposed to use both hands to hold the cat by the paws and hold it underwater until it stopped struggling.

[Catshooter]

I forget if I’ve told this one before... Our neighbor has a cat who is randomly aggressive. A few months ago the dude was on his couch and the cat attacked—claw hugged his head and bit him in the eye. Late that night he woke up feverishly delirious with his eye swollen shut. For some reason that made sense to him at the time, he quietly snuck out of the house without waking his wife and drove to the ER. The docs immediately took him to the ICU because he was in danger of losing the eye.

Wife wakes up the next morning and can’t find her husband. It took her half the day to track him down, and man was she unhappy.

It all ended sort of ok. Dude made a full recovery and his wife appears to have forgiven him. Cat is still attacking people randomly.

See my username . . .


Cat

[Stephanie B]

See my username . . .

Shoot my cat and, by Grabthar’s Hammer, we will have words.

[Glenn E. Meyer]

At work we had a fierce verbal internal discussion group war between the Cat Alliance (feed the feral cats) and the Justice League for Birds. Feral cats kill zillions of wild birds.

[TGS]

Shoot my cat and, by Grabthar’s Hammer, we will have words.

Well, if your cat is loose and attacking people then it doesn't really matter what your feelings are.