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Thread: Alien Gear. You can't make this stuff up.

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    Chasing the Horizon RJ's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by blues View Post
    Not a fan.
    Oh dear. Ok, this one actually made me laugh out loud.

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    Next they'll have one with a catheter for the Kel-Tec owners.

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    I am going to wait a month or so, then start a thread on Glocktalk where I claim the muzzle velocity of my carry ammo is reduced because the fan is keeping it too cool, just because I'm a dick like that.
    I was into 10mm Auto before it sold out and went mainstream, but these days I'm here for the revolver and epidemiology information.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lester Polfus View Post
    I am going to wait a month or so, then start a thread on Glocktalk where I claim the muzzle velocity of my carry ammo is reduced because the fan is keeping it too cool, just because I'm a dick like that.
    Please PM me when you do this.

    In other words, don't make me go there and look for it.
    Last edited by Edster; 01-15-2018 at 07:08 PM.

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    Site Supporter Bigghoss's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lester Polfus View Post
    I am going to wait a month or so, then start a thread on Glocktalk where I claim the muzzle velocity of my carry ammo is reduced because the fan is keeping it too cool, just because I'm a dick like that.
    Quote Originally Posted by Edster View Post
    Please PM me when you do this.

    In other words, don't make me go there and look for it.
    Just post the link here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LOKNLOD View Post
    Crotch control to Major Tom
    Load your mag with pills, holster on
    Concealment starting, ball fans on
    Check airflow and may your balls stay cool and blue

    This is crotch control to Major Tom
    You’ve really made the grade
    And instagram wants to know whose gear your wear
    Now it’s time for the food court if you dare
    “This is Major Tom to crotch control
    I’m stepping up to Chick Fil A
    My shorts are whirring in a most peculiar way
    And my balls feel very different today...
    Aaaaand... that's a wrap. We're done here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigghoss View Post
    Just post the link here.
    This, and preferably with enough warning that I can grab some popcorn.

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    Last edited by Crashpad; 01-15-2018 at 07:36 PM.

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    Hoplophilic doc SAWBONES's Avatar
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    Such a concept has never presented itself to my consciousness (holster with a fan), any more than, say, a gun with a reservoir for cotton candy.

    How would this even get to the stage of advertising and production?
    Wasn't there somebody at the company who simply laughed out loud at the idea?
    "Therefore, since the world has still... Much good, but much less good than ill,
    And while the sun and moon endure, Luck's a chance, but trouble's sure,
    I'd face it as a wise man would, And train for ill and not for good." -- A.E. Housman

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAWBONES View Post
    Such a concept has never presented itself to my consciousness (holster with a fan), any more than, say, a gun with a reservoir for cotton candy.

    How would this even get to the stage of advertising and production?
    Wasn't there somebody at the company who simply laughed out loud at the idea?
    Maybe they think it's a good holster for those that drink their own urine.

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