This article reminded me of this old thread.
https://www.policeone.com/police-pro...2dfJBSZKy3l70/
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This article reminded me of this old thread.
https://www.policeone.com/police-pro...2dfJBSZKy3l70/
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This sounds so familiar, I would only add one line:
Over the cell phone- "Hello. This is Mother Nature calling. Won't you be a dear and bring me your stool? I have a little project I'm working on."
"What? A little project? Look, it's going to have to wait, I'm in the middle of something and-"
Rumbling sounds accompany a sudden spike in intestinal pressure.
"I insist."
Clutches gut. "Yes ma'am..."
" Oh Dear God.."