I walked through the office without a cover shirt on this morning and my boss (75 years old) noticed my Wilson.
His eyes lit up and he said 'Hey you went back to a 45!' Me, proudly: 'Nope. It's a 9mm.' He got a scrunched up look like he smelled a dead rat and stepped in cat shit 'You got a 45 in 9mm??' Walked off grumbling something about kids...