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    Happy PFestivus 2017! I've got a lot of problems with you people!



    Exactly three years ago we began a PF tradition of observing PFestivus.

    The rules were as follows:

    For the next couple of days, this thread is going to be wide open for comment. What does "wide open" mean? It means no personal info, no threats, nothing illegal. If you advertise, post porn, or threaten to kill anyone I'm going to destroy your account...but aside from that if you've got an opinion, let's hear it. If there's something on your chest, now's the time to get it off.

    I'm listening. So are other members of staff.

    I'd only say this: What is said in this thread is going to live in this thread. Forever. It will not be pruned. It will not be trashed.

    Go for it.
    The same rules apply this year. This is your chance to get whatever is bugging you off your chest. Calling people out (including Staff and SMEs) by name is perfectly acceptable, as is calling out other sites or blogs. It must stay in THIS THREAD. Go for it.

    No one is under any obligation to participate. If you think PFestivus is stupid you can always use the Ignore this Thread feature to completely block this thread. Better yet, you can tell us about it here.

    Last years PFestivus thread can be seen here:




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    Dont drop the sig [emoji56]

    That is all... carry on


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    Is it time for obscure physics jokes yet?
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    I suggest PFestivus be ended when the first haiku is posted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shotgun View Post
    I suggest PFestivus be ended when the first haiku is posted.
    It's PFestivus!
    The butthurt flows like water
    Shotgun hates haikus.
    Former professional pain-in-the-@ss.
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    Shortest PFestivus ever. Blocking thread now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shotgun View Post
    I suggest PFestivus be ended when the first haiku is posted.
    Quote Originally Posted by Stephanie B View Post
    It's PFestivus!
    The butthurt flows like water
    Shotgun hates haikus.
    I guess it's still open since Stephanie only had four syllables in line one...

    Some "queen" of the haiku.

    There once was a queen of haiku,
    Who really was no better than you,
    She erred on line one,
    PFestivus was done,
    And now there's no place for "fuck you!"

    Happy PFestivus to most!
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    Idea from last year that I still like... Since useless comments and the dumbass fucking haikus still keep popping up in threads why not have a weekly-monthly-rolling BS thread that confined to the GD area? I know the implementation might be difficult but something as simple as "BS Thread v1" might be enough. Follow GD rules and perhaps the forum software allows quotes from other threads to carry over. If so the discussion about things irrelevant to the topic but present in an image or what have you can have context in the right spot.
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    To everybody who has never smelled salt spray far inland, doesn't know what a hurricane sounds like firsthand, and isn't a certified meteorologist: stick your weather guessing, helmet recommendations, sea wall plans, and any other helpful hints, as far up your ass as possible.

    Have a safe and happy PFestivus...assholes.
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