SOON
A word Tom Jones uses to tease people about his upcoming gadgets so people get all excited. Does not actually mean soon. Tom will tease you with soon so bad that you will cringe at seeing the word in your life. Gadgetaholics have banned and rejected this word, so it is suggested not to use it around them.
Gadgetaholic: Hey Tom when are you dropping your Gadget for (insert model here)?
Tom Jones : Eh... Soon
Gadgetaholic: But how long is soon???
Tom Jones: Very Soon
People: BUT WHEN??????
Tom Jones: VERY VERY Soon
SOON
A sense of time that never arrives.
My gadget is coming out soon.
I will meet you soon.
I will tweet you soon.
Soon
When I feel like it.
I will have more information soon.
SOON
As defined by Tau Development Group: "Soon" does not imply any particular date, time, decade, century, or millennia in the past, present, and certainly not the future. "Soon" shall make no contract or warranty between TDG and the end user. "Soon" will arrive some day, TDG does guarantee that "soon" will be here before the end of time. Maybe. Do not make plans based on "soon" as TDG will not be liable for any misuse, use, or even casual glancing at "soon."
SOON
A word that TJ uses when he doesnt have a f*cken clue when somethings going to happen.
Thanks to Urban Dictionary for all the help
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