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    Truck Plows AnalTech, Odor Leads to HazMat Situation

    That's the actual headline from The New York Daily News:

    At approximately 6:30 a.m. Monday, a car crash involving two pickup trucks sent one of the vehicles inside the AnalTech building of Newark, Del., leaving a giant hole.

    The truck damaged the facility's laboratory and caused an odor to emanate from the cavity, WDEL reports.

    Accordingly, first responders alerted the Department of Natural Resources and Environmental Control, which brought in a HazMat team to handle any leaks.

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    While AnalTech, a manufacturer of thin-layer chromatography plates, could not be reached for comment about the incident, they've been vocal in the past about the history of its company name.

    In an email sent to the Houston Chronicle, a spokesperson revealed, "In 1964, the company paid a marketing firm to come up with a different name. They said, 'Well, you guys do Analytical Technology – why don’t you put the two words together and call it ‘AnalTech!' ”

    However, the spokesperson admitted that "AnalTech faces certain challenges because of the 'juvenile' humor that has developed in the past few decades and current web filters that may block the company name" and has considered rebranding as a result.

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    Some of you may have drawn conclusions about the company based on their name, and frankly, you perverts disgust me.
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    Are we still not doing the #Phrasing thing?
    #RESIST

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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleLebowski View Post
    Are we still not doing the #Phrasing thing?
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    I've been using this meme a lot lately.

    ETA: What was that, er... "practice" called in the '60's? @Tom_Jones and @Jay Cunningham, you guys are old, has the terminology changed much? What do the folks in the nursing homes call "it"?
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    Their logo is strangely apropos.
    Are you now, or have you ever been a member of the Doodie Project?

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    Truck Plows AnalTech, Odor Leads to HazMat Situation

    That's like something you usually see on engrish.com
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    So is it a lube company?

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    So is it a lube company?
    Based on their logo it seems they engineer better dingleberries.


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    They have developed a line of toilet paper they are calling "Enterprise" which will be used to wipe out the Klingons circling Uranus
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    In an email sent to the Houston Chronicle, a spokesperson revealed, "In 1964, the company paid a marketing firm to come up with a different name. They said, 'Well, you guys do Analytical Technology – why don’t you put the two words together and call it ‘AnalTech!' ”
    Reminds of when Fred and Barney won a houseboat.




    Barney wanted to call her "Nautical Lady" and Fred wanted "Queen of the Sea."

    Skip to around 17 minutes (but of course it's all gold). http://www.b99.tv/video/divided-we-sail/

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    A+ average when he graduated from AnalTech.


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