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Thread: Humor: SEAL Takes Down Little Girl

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuanoLoco View Post
    >> A male California sea lion weighs on average about 300 kg (660 lb) and is about 8 ft (2.4 m) long ....
    Holy cow, I didn't realize they were that big. I thought she looked like a rag doll, but I didn't realize the size disparity was that large.
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    With such a cute wild creature, what could go wrong?

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    A wild animal is exactly that- a wild animal, no matter what Disney tells us. That little girl is lucky the seal didn't try dragging her deep
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    Quote Originally Posted by theJanitor View Post
    Good on that guy for getting in quick.

    I live on an island, and I hardly go in the water. We had about ten shark attacks in 2016. On land, I'm pretty high up on the food chain. In the water, I'm probably lower than a sardine.
    Yeah, it would have taken me 30 seconds to remove my gun, ammo, cell phone, Johnston & Murphy shoes, wallet, and stretched my hamstrings. That seal and kid would have probably been carried away by the circling white shark by the time I was ready to jump in...
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    The average PF member would have immediately been dragged to the bottom by sheer EDC kit weight alone.
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    I kind of want maritime firing pin cups now, just in case I end up ECQCing with a sea lion.
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    Once again, MUC (managing unknown carnivora).

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    I would think that the "lion" in the name "seaLION" would be kind of a clue about the nature of the critter.
    And yeah, once a human is in open water, their position on the food chain drops a bit.
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    Dude that went in after her was fast! And left his sunglasses in the water.
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