Sorry, no photo's, but. A general shout for officer needs assistance went out for a part of town with many of the friday night favourite pubs. All the mobiles race to the area and we see two of our guys being held in headlocks, one under each arm of a gi-hu-normous monster of a man. Now, we did not immediately rush to their aid as the shock of seeing the huge, hairy semi-bearded giant was compounded by the fact that he was wearing a mini skirt, blouse and fully made up.
Turned out that he was an oil rig worker, liked wearing womens clothing and after a couple of weeks dry on a rig he used to lose it when he had his first sniff of beer. Anyway. His wrists were too big for the cuff's, hitting him with a stick had no effect other than pissing him off even more, we ended up with 8, yes eight, of us holding onto him, sitting on him and restraining him whilst someone found some rope to tie him up.
Kubotans: Not allowed in the UK for police work. I also remember in the military when I worked with the military police I was in the Provost Marshalls office a week after a box of 400 kubotan arrived. One of the Majors had got a deal on them so he ordered them, one for each military policeman. The Provost Marshall went bat shit because they are classified as an offensive weapon and not approved for general issue..........that major got sooooo many extra duties for the next 6 months.