Whores.
Dirty, filthy, whores.
I'm literally the ONLY male nurse in my facility. I mostly work third shift, which tends to attract a...different, shall we say, personality group. Several of my CNAs and a couple of my fellow nurses have made pretty obvious advances. This has ranged from "Excuse me Miss, but I believe that you've rubbed your ass on my penis.", to "She can touch you. You can't touch her. It's $40 per song."
As the banner under my name states, I'm the token fat guy. Not to put too gross an image in you mind, but to rub my junk, you have to MEAN to...it isn't something that you can physically get to by accident.
At the last place I worked, I carried a 19 in a Phlster Skeleton, right at 12 o'clock. For an absolute real fear of someone "feeling my gun", I've swapped to my 43 moved closer to 2 o'clock, in one of the new Phlster Skeleton Gen2s.
Two points that everyone is going to make...
1) No, I'm not going to stop carrying at work. That's just not who I am as a person.
2) Yes, this is absolutely inappropriate behavior, I agree. No I'm not going to report it. Partly because It's only about 62% unwelcomed, but also because without absolute proof, nothing would get done about it....other than just making my life a little harder.
Bottom line is, this is a very stupid problem to have...and I'm not really sure that I'm mad that I have it.
*end of rant/brag