This is 'smoking bath salts out of an improvised crack pipe made from a light bulb and some aluminum foil' levels of fuckery. There's just no other way this happened.
Korth Exec 1: Hans, ve need zee American dollars.
Korth Exec 2: *huffing furiously on pipe*
KE1: HANS!
KE2: VHAT?
KE1: American dollars.
KE2: Ze Americans like "tactical".
KE1: *huffing furiously on pipe*
KE2: Ve put ze rails on it
KE1: Ze rails?
KE2: *exhales voluminous plume of insanity*
KE1: ya...ze rails...
KE2: *takes several hits from bathsaltpipe*
KE1: maybe...on...ze barrel?
KE2: ZE BARREL ITSELF IS RAILS
KE1: *looks at pipe* Maybe not...
KE2: YA ZE BARREL IS RAILS
KE1: Ya ok ze barrel is rails *licks bathsalt wrapper*