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    Job Quitting Stories

    So, I decided to quit my nightmare defense attorney gig after about three months, after a meeting in which my honesty, integrity, and work ethic were directly questioned and in the same meeting I was asked to follow blatantly unethical procedures and my employment contract was unilaterally changed in a number of material ways. Nope. Life is too short for that nonsense. I will miss the money and nothing else at all about this job. For the record, I've had probably a dozen-plus jobs starting as a supply runner/trash cleaner at age 12 at my godfather's Conoco shop. Never been fired, never quit early, never had anyone say I was lazy or question my honesty except one boss with bad information when I was 19. I promised myself I'd never tolerate an attack on my base character for a job again, and this is me living up to that promise.

    So I sit here, boiling with a desire to leave but not signing the papers on my new civil/family lawyer job until Thursday so I can't safely give notice until Friday.

    Entertain me with your best stories of you or a friend quitting a job in a notable fashion, please, so that I might live vicariously.
    Last edited by LockedBreech; 03-28-2017 at 09:20 AM.
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    Not real, but my favorite job quitting scene.

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    Way to go LB! It's their loss. Hope you find a better position soon. I'll upload my best job quit story later. This story is titled "The Fuck You Dance".
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    Until a few years back, I spent my career working in broadcast media sales. Without saying who for, I'm sure you've heard of the app they push the ever-living-Hell out of on every station they own. Anywho, after about 15 years I'd grown to be one of their senior hands. I'd always been happy help to get things done, but along with that were coming more and more "corporate cram-downs".

    We had a co-worker go out on FMLA and I was asked to watch over her client list. She was a friend and I was happy to help. Not long after, a new GM had decreed a Mandatory Mentoring Assignment to help with new hires. Being one of the most senior and now responsible for TWO highly active client lists, I was less than enthused about another drain on my already limited time. (New hires don't tend to last long in media sales, generally speaking.)

    Straw that broke the proverbial camel's back: There had been a big roll out (complete with a 1.5 hour meeting) for yet another !!Mandatory Amazing Widget Sale!! Upper management wanted a list of clients we were going to pitch this !!Super Amazing Opportunity!! to. I didn't turn one in. In truth, this new thing wasn't applicable to any of the folks I dealt with, most of whom were already on long-term contracts. But, The Powers That Be never let facts or reality get in their way. I was asked why I wasn't pushing this wonderful new thing. Respectfully, I detailed how I'm currently shouldering revenue responsibilities for TWO client lists and !!New Super Duper Opportunity!! isn't really applicable to my folks AND I am already over my assigned budget by tens of thousands of dollars. My (respectful) answer was not well received and I was asked to turn in a list by COB. And, I could stay late to do it if need be.

    I went back to my cubicle, printed my (saved) Letter of Resignation and turned it in. That's gonna do it for me! Tip your waitress. Try the veal.

    Where I work now isn't as lucrative, but I'm MUCH happier, have TONS more freedom, and I also don't get told how to do my job on a daily basis.

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    Years ago I worked at a cell phone store . The manager was a narcissistic tool who yelled at the female staff like it was a hobby.He'd also brag about ethical violations and promoted unethical sales behavior -while still holding his staff to account for bad customer surveys.

    As such I'd made plans to leave the firm already . A week before I planned to give my notice a National Guardsman stops in. Turned out he'd been ordered to Canada and didn't have time to modify his plan for international service. Since he couldn't very well ignore his COs calls, he racked up a $750 overage. The manager had the pull to call corporate for an escalated credit,but he'd never do it without a gun to his head-and maybe not even then.

    I explained that he'd be best off calling a certain 1_800 number that connected to the Executive Resolutions team ,a number he didn't get from me "wink-nudge".

    Not ten seconds after the Guardsman leaves... "Gardone, in my office!"

    Thus began a ten minute yell a thon where he decided the guardsman's failure to buy an iPad was such an affront to God and country that I was a crappy employee unworthy of redemption. I was shocked into silence-I didn't realize shitheads could be exponentially full of it to this extent.

    Three hours later my shift ended. I took my issued phone, computer, keys and ID and left them in my unlocked company locker. I walked out the door,small talked with my coworkers like it was a normal day-then sent an email resignation from my car in the parking lot.

    Effective immediately. I had to eat ramen and crackers for a month to make the finances work until I got the next gig,but you can't buy integrity or self respect.
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    I worked for a major oil service company and was not happy with how I/we were being treated so I got a job with a competing company. At the same time, I was tipped off by the base mechanic and secretary that the base manager was using company funds for his on use. I had noticed some odd things but didn't give it much thought at the time. So after being tipped off, I went through the base receipts, and sure enough, there were quite a few that were obviously the boss doing private projects with company funds. So I made copies and sent a nice email off to Corporate Security with the details. The next day I got a call that Corporate was sending a team from Houston and would I meet with them that afternoon. That afternoon I related the events and the evidence I had found. The following morning the boss was escorted through the building and out of the rest of the employee's lives. I got to spend my last two weeks going through his office with the forensic accounts gathering evidence. The company quit counting at $250,000. The boss was, of course, fired and prosecuted. It was the best final 2 weeks.

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    Vending Machine Operator
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    Thanks for the support and some great vicarious stories already.

    For some context, I am relatively young, still have a few student loan and credit card scraps left to pay, and leaving this firm will be a step down in salary of roughly 32%.

    For all of this nonsense, it has been very comforting to finally have concrete proof that I cannot be bought.
    Last edited by LockedBreech; 03-28-2017 at 11:35 AM.
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    This is the best one I've ever read.

    http://www.falsegravity.com/eagle-semen/
    http://www.falsegravity.com/on-eagle...ssons-learned/

    The Suicide Bomber

    Perhaps the most dangerous aspect of e-mail is the fact that it is so incredibly simple to use. With almost no effort, you can send a message to anyone from the CEO on down the corporate ladder, and you can do it from the privacy of your office or cubicle. This instant access has had a certain democratizing effect within companies, but minus the face-to-face contact it can also create the illusion of anonymity, emboldening the sender to take liberties and say in e-mail what he wouldn’t say in person.

    So it was for Russ Pitts, an employee at TechTV, a San Francisco-based television network, who sent a stinging e-mail to the entire company when he quit his job as associate producer in February.

    “Boy how these past two years have flown by! It seems like only seven hundred and forty-five days since I first walked through these doors,” his e-mail began. “Then, I was a relatively inexperienced young man, fresh off the bridge, with dreams of breaking into the fast, glittering world of Technology Television. Now, as you all are probably aware, I couldn’t care less if the entire building spontaneously filled with eagle semen.”

    The e-mail went on to detail the many ways in which Pitts was happy to be leaving the company, which had suffered through waves of layoffs, canceled shows and other problems. “Looking back over all I’ve done here at TechTV, I truly don’t think any of it would have been as mediocre as it was without the constant discouragement, confusion and the droning, incessant obnoxiousness of you, my fellow employees,” he wrote. “Many the rosy fingered dawn has found me kneeling in front of the toilet, vomiting forth my meager breakfast at the thought of walking through these doors yet one more time.”

    He closed by telling other employees to “get out while you can.” The message, said one fellow worker, “caused quite a stir around the office.” It was eventually posted on Fuckedcompany.com, where it remains in one of several long threads of venomous message-board submissions regarding the company at the site’s Super Happy Fun Slander Corner.

    Pitts, who is now pursuing a career as a playwright in Boston, says he had been planning to leave TechTV for six months prior to giving notice. During that time, he was “boiling over” with frustration about his job, his boss, and what he perceived as the companys backstabbing corporate culture. At one point, he ended up in the hospital for a month with a stomach ailment from work-related stress.

    Sending the e-mail was the last thing he did before leaving the building the day he resigned. “My hand was shaking when I clicked the send button. I was really nervous. I felt like I was confronting everybody in the company. It was as if I was on stage in front of all 600 people on the [corporate] network.”

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    It's a very, very rare situation to be in where your employer truly, actually gives a single shit about you. Treat them accordingly, your own moral base is far more important than any spreadsheet.

    Glad to hear you're taking a good course.
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    I've heard for a long time and from lots of people the sentiment "....man, for X-thousand dollars a year, I'd do whatever! It don't matter." And that sounds kinda o.k., right up until you have to live in a job you don't like which may possibly be eating your soul. Having lived it, I'll take happiness over fat paychecks every day of the week.

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