Attrition has been claiming our aging Tahoes, so I have been assigned a Ford for a occasional shift, off and on, while patrolling alone, but last night I was training a PPO, who needs to drive to really learn the job, so I got to experience riding shotgun. Now I know where the "Interceptor" part comes from, as my Safariland 6360, on my right hip, encounters the right seat bolster, and I have to lift my legs uncomfortably high to clear the lower front part of the door, and then there is nothing within easy reach to grab, in order to facilitate my climb from this hydridized offspring of a coffin and a bomber's ball turret.
Well, one should should not "beach" without offering solutions, so one solution might be to check the local cop shop, and try to find a lefty duty holster. This would mitigate the duty holster hitting/binding against the seat bolster, when riding shotgun, but would presumably be an obstacle when I patrol alone. (Switching duty holster position should be a permanent switch, and would require thousands of repetitions, with plenty of daily refresher reps.)
Another solution would be shoes instead of old-school stitch-down-sole Danners, but, well, no, would rather not.
My weight/girth is not an issue; I still buy 34" Safariland duty belts, same as I did in 1984. Perhaps a surgeon could remove an inch or two from each femur, and graft the resulting parts back together.
OK, time to perfect the forward-roll-diving exit.
Let's be safe out there. Life is good.