2/3 Border Patrol job applicants fail polygraph test, making hiring difficult

[TheNewbie]

No questions about fire?
Fire, poop, and your relationship with your mother seemed to be what they were mostly interested in.

Probably! I wonder how many people answer yes to those questions.

[Totem Polar]

Totally OT, but, I once asked a beginning music class "what is the most unusual thing you've eaten for a meal?" (Purely as a momentary concentration break). One guy, dead serious, answered "poop."

Fucking could have heard a pin drop. On carpet.

[TheNewbie]

Totally OT, but, I once asked a beginning music class "what is the most unusual thing you've eaten for a meal?" (Purely as a momentary concentration break). One guy, dead serious, answered "poop."

Fucking could have heard a pin drop. On carpet.

It's PF , everything is off topic while being on topic.

After reading your post the world is a little different for me now.

[BehindBlueI's]

Probably! I wonder how many people answer yes to those questions.

You have to be crazy to fail a psych test...

[blues]

You have to be crazy to fail a psych test...

Unless you outsmart yourself by trying to outsmart the test.

[Malamute]

Do you like tall women?

What is that an indication of?

Or if you also like short women, average height women, redheads, blonds, brunettes, and the modern colors available now? And thin women, thick women, medium women, right handed women, left handed women, and the various physical aspects often commented on seem to cover the spectrum?

Asking for a friend.

[blues]

Do you like tall women?

What is that an indication of?

Or if you also like short women, average height women, redheads, blonds, brunettes, and the modern colors available now? And thin women, thick women, medium women, right handed women, left handed women, and the various physical aspects often commented on seem to cover the spectrum?

Asking for a friend.

Maybe that you shop on Amazon

...I stood high upon a mountain top
Naked to the world
In front of
Every kind of girl
There was long ones, tall ones, short ones, brown ones
Black ones, round ones, big ones, crazy ones...

[Trooper224]

Unless you outsmart yourself by trying to outsmart the test.

I've seen that more often than not.

[blues]

I've seen that more often than not.

Been there, done that (at least once that I can think of). Didn't even get a t-shirt.

[bpack325]

I'm going through the background investigation now, with a poly to be scheduled. Never taken one before, but thought I would have no problems (never tried weed, never even had a speeding ticket), but now I'm concerned. Just knowing it's coming has you second guessing yourself. So the current poly CBP is putting on hasn't changed much in spite of the new, expedited hiring process? Sounds like a plan B would be prudent.