It took some drinking but I made it all the way through the ad:
http://sales.concealedcarry.com/brh-cb1?hop=martelpub
Now to let my wife drive and go drunk night skiing.
It took some drinking but I made it all the way through the ad:
http://sales.concealedcarry.com/brh-cb1?hop=martelpub
Now to let my wife drive and go drunk night skiing.
Aw sumbitch I thought you were posting an enabling deal...
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Dafuq did I just skip through?
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That poor P30.
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Couldn't watch it all the way through, lucky me. If someone has a time stamp, I'd gladly see him holster that while it's on...
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Complete with fake 5-star reviews. http://fakespot.com/product/brave-response-holsterOriginally Posted by Tom_Jones
But, But it is "Changing the firearms industry"!
Let's see:
It has a Wolf in the advertisement. So you know, it is a product carried by Alpha males, aka leaders of the pack. Even if they are only "one man wolf packs".
The obese guy wearing it has a camo top, so you know it is Tactical!
The shitty belt proves that the holster is so awesome that you don't even need a proper belt.
The name "Brave Response" elicits that those who use it are not only BRAVE, but willing to respond to Danger! Only Alpha Male/Wolf types do that!
Don't forget about this doozy:
"Due to unprecedented demand, the holster is currently delayed approximately 7-10 business days from order placement until it ships and leaves our warehouse."
It is totally "unprecedented" in the firearms/holster industry. Plus you know, like, there is only so much room in our basement/garage... er I mean "warehouse".
Plus the inventor of the revolutionary belly band "remembers when he started in the industry" , implying he has been in the industry for decades, so we can trust him!
Another gem " In hindsight he wonders why soooo many of HIS past students, say they don't continue to carry" implying that he has a wealth of experience, and therefore some sort of legit background. Maybe he is an Operator!
He carries a "5 pound Glock"! Holy shit I want one! My G17 only weighs about 30ish ounces or so loaded. I want the new 5 Pounder!
I could go on and on but it was too painful to watch any more.
Oh,
Plus I LOVE the fact that he is wearing the mags on the same side as his gun. That must be really awesome when trying to do speed reloads...
Maybe he served in a European army during WW1 in a previous life. It's 2017 we have to be opened minded now.
Meh. Promotional pic. Doesn't mean he'd do it for real.
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