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    Almost as stupid as the two knuckleheads who tried to rob a local bank in my home town in Upper Michigan. Took off across a pristine lake on snowmobiles . . . Hell, might as well have spray painted where they were going in bright orange! The police met them on the other side of the lake, and it was basically "Get in the car, dumbass . . ." Minutes at most . . .

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    All wheeled vehicle traffic into or out of the city of El Segundo, CA must pass through one of four intersections. There has not been a successful bank robbery there in many decades. Perhaps ever.

    Although wallets have been left behind there.
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    Not another dime.

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    Miami lawyer whose pants caught fire during arson trial arrested on cocaine charge.

    You'd think a guy who practiced criminal law would know enough to make sure that his car had working lights before he went driving with a canister of Peruvian Marching Powder in his pants (presumably, not the ones that caught on fire).
    If we have to march off into the next world, let us walk there on the bodies of our enemies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stephanie B View Post
    Miami lawyer whose pants caught fire during arson trial arrested on cocaine charge.

    You'd think a guy who practiced criminal law would know enough to make sure that his car had working lights before he went driving with a canister of Peruvian Marching Powder in his pants (presumably, not the ones that caught on fire).
    Does his full name include the names Richard and/or Pryor?
    " La rose est sans pourquoi, elle fleurit parce qu’elle fleurit ; Elle n’a souci d’elle-même, ne demande pas si on la voit. » Angelus Silesius
    "There are problems in this universe for which there are no answers." Paul Muad'dib

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wondering Beard View Post
    Does his full name include the names Richard and/or Pryor?
    I looked. No Pryors.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Lehr View Post
    I looked. No Pryors.
    @blues, please give Dan his account back.
    Sorta around sometimes for some of your shitty mod needs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BehindBlueI's View Post
    @blues, please give Dan his account back.
    Not until the ransom is paid.

    The clock is ticking.
    There's nothing civil about this war.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Lehr View Post
    I looked. No Pryors.


    " La rose est sans pourquoi, elle fleurit parce qu’elle fleurit ; Elle n’a souci d’elle-même, ne demande pas si on la voit. » Angelus Silesius
    "There are problems in this universe for which there are no answers." Paul Muad'dib

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    Old safes were booby-trapped with vials of tear gas.

    I can't imagine anyone doing that today.
    If we have to march off into the next world, let us walk there on the bodies of our enemies.

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