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Thread: Humor: Man Smacks Kangaroo, Saves Dog

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnson View Post
    Yeah...don't fuck with kangaroos. They can rip you to shreds.

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    Did he just lock on an RNC? Gracie's perfected this shit my ass.

    Hear that, Royce?! Kangaroos did it first!

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    It's all fun and games until that thing punches him back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chance View Post
    Did he just lock on an RNC? Gracie's perfected this shit my ass.

    Hear that, Royce?! Kangaroos did it first!

    [Please no one tell Royce I said that....]
    Seriously holy shit!

    Reminds me of the Jiu Jitsu nursery rhyme:

    "Now I lay you down to sleep, because I sunk that choke so deep...gently now the world goes black, and all because I took your back"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich_Jenkins View Post
    Excellent.

    Can't wait for the 'Ozzy Man Review' of that.
    Oh, it's out there! Saw it on FB.


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    Saw this a while back and this thread made me dig it up. Full on RNC by the kangaroo here.





    Also some of these things look huge height-wise and really muscular to boot.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Chance View Post
    Is anyone else alarmed that a kangaroo apparently knows what a headlock is?
    That's why we carry clinch picks, bro.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scw2 View Post
    Also some of these things look huge height-wise and really muscular to boot.

    Pfft. I bet he doesn't even lift.

    That's a scary animal. I knew you didn't want to screw with one, but I didn't know how bad of an idea that actually was.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chance View Post
    Pfft. I bet he doesn't even lift.
    He's obviously juiced.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hambo View Post
    He's obviously juiced.
    Cactus juice?
    I dunno... what's in Australia?
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    Where's that thread "Things that will absolutely get you killed on the streets"? Add "fucking with kangaroos" to that list!

    I laughed my ass off when they showed that dude punch the kangaroo in slow motion. That was awesome.

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