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Thread: Humor: Man Smacks Kangaroo, Saves Dog

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    Humor: Man Smacks Kangaroo, Saves Dog

    Is anyone else alarmed that a kangaroo apparently knows what a headlock is? [Careful with the audio, it's a little loud.] From Laughing Squid:

    During a last wish boar hunting trip for a boy with terminal cancer, the group discovered that a big buck kangaroo had Greig Tonkins’ beloved dog in a deadly headlock. The 6’7″ Taronga Western Plains Zoo employee made his way towards the animals, causing the giant marsupial to become distracted and let go off the dog. For a few moments neither man nor beast showed any sign of backing down. In an effort to break the standoff, Tonkins punched the kangaroo across the snout and took off the other way. The roo was stunned by the blow and hopped away confused, but unharmed.
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    That is epic!

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    That was awesome, thanks Chance I needed a good laugh today.

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    Story going around is the puncher works for a zoo and they're making a thing out of this. Lames.

    Based on stories I've heard from an Aussie rancher it would have been good to run a F2S on that roo, then eat him.
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    Great video! You made me laugh!

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    Excellent.

    Can't wait for the 'Ozzy Man Review' of that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JHC View Post
    Story going around is the puncher works for a zoo and they're making a thing out of this. Lames.
    The Australian Harambe. Seriously though, if that guy's 6'7" that's a big critter. The kangaroo, not the man, although he's rather large as well.
    Last edited by Chance; 12-05-2016 at 07:11 PM.
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    Yeah...don't fuck with kangaroos. They can rip you to shreds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnson View Post
    Yeah...don't fuck with kangaroos. They can rip you to shreds.

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    Holy smokes. Kangaroos are super creepy animals with a nasty mean streak.
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    Damn, I had no idea Roos had stand up grappling game.

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